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I am SO UNWELL
Alhaitham 🤝🏻 Wriothesley for officially having the coolest character teasers in Genshin
The flick of the handcuffs and and- what the heck is he doing out here with all that cake?! The audacity.
And then Daisuke Ono as his VA and straight up going "オラオラ" (ora ora)? I'm dead. Deceased. FERAL.
#🍁 dust rambles#🍁彡 gi#I NEEEEEEED HIM#YOU HAVE NO IDEA#THE FACT BOTH MY GENSHIN FAVES HAVE THE COOLEST TEASERS#genshin impact#wriothesley#need their hand in marriage now#also still not over the fact he looks so similar to my OC aiden#hoyo stop knowing my type in men#i feel exposed
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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holds this out, visibly shaking
i just love them so much
#i need dereks hand in marriage right now please and thank you#the unrelenting aubergine#sfth#sfth fanart#shoot from the hip
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so I was stalking Bryn’s bands Instagram. As one does. And ummmm I think I need to share with the class the pics I found
*falls over and dies*
#hand in marriage#right now#I need it#bryn chapman parish#mac the knife#spider white#spencer ‘spider’ white#spider heartbreak high#heartbreak high
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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate
#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip#Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready#The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants#Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere#Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom#Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend#That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that#Went down to literally my ankles#But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like#“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like#Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden#The capital when it was drenched in sunset#When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there#Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to#Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory#My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so#And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell#My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time#Help I need to go back#Bro I wish I could drop everything#But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle#SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be#I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food
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I made an older ina in bg3 bc this game is a dress up game to me and omfgggg she’s SO gorgeous her face card is NEVER declining
#if the warden isn’t in da4 it means she’s in faerun with a tadpole stuck in her head#tadpole + the blight 😮💨#im actually in awe tho 😭😭 she’s so pretty I wanna stare at her forever ..!!!!!#now I somehow need to make zev in here and I can finally have my zevina 🥲#but anyway sometimes I think abt how tabris is so young bc isn’t the arranged marriages their coming of age ceremony ??#like it’s their equivalent of getting the vallaslin (?)#and if ur not married ur still considered a child … so tabris must b pretty young … then all that stuff happened …. I need to kill vaughn#with my bare hands I think … that would heal me..
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Books Read in 2024:
Little Mushroom: Judgement Day by Shisi (2022)
The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Vol. 1 by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (2021)
The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Vol. 2 by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (2022)
The Musician and the Monster by Jenya Keefe (2019)
A Deceptive Alliance by Sydney Blackburn (2018)
Cinder by Marissa Meyer (2012)
Claimed by the Orc Prince by Lionel Hart (2022)
The Witch King by H.E. Edgmon (2021)
The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish Vol. 2 by Xue Shan Fei Hu (2024)
[ID: Covers of the aforementioned books. End ID.]
#2024media#gigi.txt#okay so little mushroom is a post apocalyptic danmei abt a human and a mushroom and its so fucking good. im reading vol 2 rn.#its introspective and gorgeous and i love the worldbuilding and wahhhhh#scum villain! i have my hands on all the physical eng copies so im rereading also bc im doing an svsss big bang uwu#the musician and the monster is like. a mlm book abt well exactly what it says and i was actually fucking SO ABSORBED?#i read it in one sitting it was so fucking good. deceptive alliance was an mlm book ft. a guy disguising as his sister w/ arranged marriage#and it was. it was a book. idk. learned that romance novellas are not for me bc way too short i love identity shit but nah.#cinder is a YA book that i remember seeing as a kid but the cover put me off and tbh im kinda mad abt it bc i wouldve ATE THIS UP#as a teenager. like its solid now but holy shit i wouldve been all over it. mc is a cyborg in like fantasy future china and there are alien#that live on the moon and its all fairy tale retellings in this setting and im enamoured. gonna read the rest#orc prince was the elf self lubing assholes book idk if i need 2 say more honestly#i hated hated hated the worldbuilding in the witch king and how the trans issues were framed and i DNF-ed it at like 25% of the way in#finally disabled tyrant continues 2 be absolutely insane fishy romance its just so bonkers every single time 10/10
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i think i died dead
i don’t remember how to breathe… how am i supposed to recover from this…..
i haven’t been the same person since i first saw his last insta post. like how am i supposed to function? explain it to me???? i have too many thoughts 🫠🫠🫠
#paul paul paul paul paul#hand in marriage? 🥺#his smile :(((#he’s the cutest#and at the same time#he’s so freaking handsomeeeee#broad shoulders and long legs and#just gorgeous#oh you’re here to pick me up for our wedding? perfect#NO PLS NOW I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT HIM BEING MY DATE TO A WEDDING#AAAA I DIDNT NEED THAT RN HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP#holding hands and being all cutesy and him looking that freaking good#charming all of the old ladies#okay i gotta sleep now before i spiral too much byeeee#laciijane!#asks!#paul aron#lacii <3
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Aayla Securaaaaaaaaaaa
Star Wars: Jedi - Aayla Secura, Star Wars: Republic #72
#your hand in marriage#yael is reading star wars#last one for now bc i need to go to sleep#aayla secura#sw#star wars#star wars comics#star wars legends#jedi aayla secura#star wars republic
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#blackened bones au just got so wild y'all#mr 'whats a king to a god whats a god to a nonbeliever' jaehaerys targaryen over there who is not king btw#and is instead like a 12 year old hand of the king (sorry tywin) because his oldest brother has a huge case of 'weird flex but okay'#and his extra early elopement and subsequent earlt creation of the doctrine for Reasons#made aegon go you have been promoted u are now one of my elite employees!! took him from cupbearer to hand. as one does#but anyway aegon mr black maegor black magic baby electric boogaloo was unable to produce more than one pregnancy in his wife lol#because the black magic is FUCKED for REASONS (maegor skewed it gay. also for reasons. namely fucking aenys reasons)#and now he has no (male) heir and HE wants to make aerea his heir bc aegon is the chad of this family. also visenya got to him young#rhaena the lesbian is on board for obvious reasons but alyssa is decidedly Not & either is the council bc like. the targs have been wilding#in one decade they balerioned the starry sept and vhagared the sept of remembrance killing like. most of the high ranking sevenists lmao.#lol even. plus jae and aly also eloped cause ofc they did the council was trying to marry her to a hightower. oh and also the doctrine#been a bit of a decade and all that happened in just 9 years. also viserys and lysarra (oc first maegor/aenys daughter) got married#which was the first post doctrine marriage. they're the two crazies. she has a mini balerion. went wonderfully as im sure you can imagine#anyway the targs need to CHILL. give the realm a breather. NOT CHANGE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF INHERITANCE PRECEDENT.#aegon the chad is not helping them do that. so alyssa uses her big brain. & she's like well aegon is a black magic baby (thnx maegor)#and he's king. so why not get him a Surrogate and make him an heir. for Reasons it can't be any of his fellow maegor black magic babies#(black magic babies can't have kids with each other bc they're barely fertile on their own lol) and his remaining options are aly & vaella#both of whom are out bc they're a) 14 and 11 respectively and also b) married and a future nun. shit happens.#viserys is a no cuz lysarra is Crazy and aegon knows it and respects it. that leaves jaehaerys 😁 the good dutiful fourth son 😁#the og machiavellian propaganda maker 😁 who will do Anything to get what he wants 😁 esp for the good of his house and the Realm 😁#long story short jaehaerys the nonbeliever to hardcore sevenist loser gets valyrian magic gender fuckery & gives birth to the heir <3#a delight to negotiate with alysanne as im sure you understand. truly didn't almost end the marriage he rewrote the law and religion for#shit happens <3 long live the third prince of dragonstone aerys targaryen who is the second shipname baby future king#(the first was aenys. aegon = ae rhaenys = nys. now aegon the uncrowned that WAS crowned named his heir aegon = ae and jaehaerys = rys)#(bc naming his first daughter after aerea and his second after rhaena wasn't enough evidently. he is a crazy person)#(he names the twin [they're twins it is the worst year of jaehaerys's LIFE think renesmee & bella] alystair. for alysanne.)#(he is a crazy person x2.)#and that's on today's episode of:#blackened bones au
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Fun fact: if you follow me and i clock reasonably quickly that the only posts on your blog talking about trans people single out trans women as uniquely and unequivocally The Most Important And Oppressed and only mention trans men/mascs/""AFABS""/""""TMEs""""" as punchlines and punching bags, you didn't just follow me actually, because i've now blocked you.
#blocking on tumblr is a bit like marriage annulment#'not only do you not follow me but now we're all (including the institution) going to pretend you never did in the first place'#by apples#honestly i see a single ''tme'' and my hand hovers over the block just WAITING to strike because there WILL be more reasons to Very Soon#at BEST you still need to unlearn a cesspit of gender essentialism and that's the most grace i can extend
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I finished a playthrough, and I was sobbing crying damn I love this game
And then I started a new one and got sad bc Gale doesn't say "Yes, my love?" to me and just says "What's on your mind" 🤨😐
YOU ARE ON MY MIND MAN. COME ON I PLANNED ON ROMANCING SHADOWHEART THIS TIME WHY I STILL WANT YOU
#I just repeat the epilogue scene with him over and over again#Now I can read fanfics without spoilers#Also its a Durge playthrough and guess who i am romancing#AH THE ANGST AND THE FEELS#I wont survive this save#Also was tempted to take his hand off like i took his hand in marriage a little too literally#or just to hold his hand whenever i needed#bg3 gale#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep
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the best part of the kawaikute gomen manga was when she said “IT’S KAWAIKUTE GOMEN TIME” and kawaikute gomen-ed all those guys
#i’ve had time to sleep on yesterday’s releases and i still think chizuutan needs help#though h e lp now that i think about it…#chizuutan’s deletion of her aizo folder in the [redacted] anime was p much a breakup scene in of itself#considering the weight of her unhealthy feelings for him and all#get help girllllll it’d be so funny if she got together with the random bg guy with the face reveal from sukicchu no#but man. imagine ai-chizu actually becoming canon though#aizo evades all the [redacted] anime’s attempts to hook him up with hiyoko#*and* mutually dodges the unintentional flags that he set up with mona (who hates him solely bc he’s associated with yujiro)#only to end up dating the insane stan twt user with an unhealthy fixation+parasocial feelings for him#god. it’d be so funny thoughhhhh. yujiro’d be cryin in the club#tfw you sing ‘koko dayo’ but your bf ends up ditching you for a kawaikute gomen tiktok dancer#i still want lxl canon thoughhhhh. let them self-contain their stupidity pls#but. hm. i wonder if chizuutan knows just *how* lxl get their kissmarks on. considering how jealous she gets of other julieta and stuff…#i want her and yujiro to fight for aizo’s hand in marriage just bc it’d be funny. juri can be the referee ig#chizuutan chizpost
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loveee when a character is crushed under the weight of someone elses expectations for them love when a character dedicates their entire life to something they never even wanted for themself love when the only reason a character keeps going is because theyre Supposed to and bc theyre supposed to make another person happy/proud. YES !!! CLAPPING !!! YES !!!!!!!!
#this isnt rly related to any character in particular i just thought abt this and it made me scream.#flirting at a bar Damn girl you look like youre trapped in a life you built to please someone else. and then i kneel down and pull out a 💍#sry i ran out of space for the full word ring. also why when i type 💍 Ohh theyre hiding it. bc now the emoji is 💍 Oh they changed it again#pox on their home..originally it was 🔐 sughested emoji#but then the second time it was 😭.... very anti marriage. well ig maybe the sob could be like OMG... YES!!!!! I WILL MARRY YOU!!!!!!#ngl getting proposed to is such a big fear of mine like. i dont think id ever be able to propose to someone so id have to be proposed to i#suppose but it makes me quite nervous not bc im like ohh nooo dont propose i just rly worry ill react the wrong way and theyll change their#mind. like its a very high emotion moment so ik i would be supposed to be emotional And i would be but idk if id do it in the right way . y#idk. what if my autism looms and i end up just being like 😐 on accident. fuckkk. what if i say somethinf dumb. like i try to be like YES !#but instead im like YEP! god. can you imagine. id have to just bury myself at that point. so embarassing. or like what if i get excited and#flap my hands but it was supposed to be more of a like. joyful crying type of thing... or what if im supposed to just be shocked and like .#Oh my god ....#and am I supposed to run at them and sweep them into a hug or do they do thst to me. UGH. ITS SO STRESSFUL. i suppose ill just remain alone#forever so I never have to confront any difficult situations ever again . Joke .#idk it just makes me nervous. but i suppose hopefully the person proposing to me will love me . that would be nice so hopefully they wont#mind if i dont respond the right way . and they wont be upset with me bc they love me eversomuch. a girl can dream i suppose... my head lik#is pounding sry. i need to sleep probably.. stayed up too late again -_- 8am -_- and im sposed to do laundry today But i dont want to . and#since im gonna fall asleep i fear it shant happen. UGHHH#wtvr. idk what my ideal proposal would be likeee. i don't want to be blindsided ig#i like surprises but Obviously im too worried abt like. my immediate reaction#+ i think its important to talk abt marriage Before proposing just so everybodys like#on the same page and such. Obvs... but ya. i dont think id want a super public proposal like. id like it to be somewhere nice with maybs#significance to our relationship and such. and its fine if theres like Some passersby but id hate for it 2 be like. somewhere crowded. or i#a restaurant or something#Altho if it was in a restaurant maybe we could get free food..#but maybe that can be just fake proposals later on. and our real proposal can be somewhere else. YIPPEEE. me and my imaginary future spouse#who is To be honest rather bare minimum#normal girl will be like Wistful sigh maybe my future spouse will even love me and wont scream at me and will like to listen to me speak 😍#but anywyas. my beddybye time. SURPRISE GN POST#woahhthis got off topic i forgot what the original post was this always happens. i do love characters like that
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Kaeya and Rethel both have a favorite method to ward off any potential suitors, and it’s dueling.
#hc; kaeya#hc; rethel#//Wanted or unwanted; it’s the same for the most part. They won’t tend to accept any suitor who can’t best them in a duel#//Rethel in particular favored this after many started approaching her father for her hand; & he suggested she consider them for self-gain#//Still; she stubbornly demanded only those worthy enough to best her can have her; no gifts or sweet poems could sway her otherwise#//Other family members begged her to reconsider; but Anfortas agreed w her bc she claimed it was to ensure their line continued Strong#//Only the BEST for the Alberichs. @ the rate she was going tho; she was likely to end up a spinster. Not that she or Anfortas saw any issu#//Kae does this; bc he got spooked to hell and back bc a slew of marriage offers after Crepus’ death#//Bc folks claimed he ‘needed’ support after everything that happened; esp considering Crepus was slandered. That it would ‘BENEFIT’ him to#//Bc Luc wasn’t there to help get them off his back nor to actively secure of Luc’s hold as the Ragnvindr head for himself#//Some people assumed Kae would be it and made their move to take advantage. which Kae DETESTED for many reasons#//The biggest ones being ‘how DARE they assume HE is the new head of the family now that Diluc’s gone’#//And ‘Oh stars; oh fucking he’ll; he does NOT need this; HE of all people does NOT need nor deserve to be married; oh fucking SHIT-‘#//But yeah#//Both trained quite rigorously to ensure their independence; not ONE person has bested them since#//Esp since they both will pull out all the stops to ensure it; even playing dirty when need be#//Kae is more lax abt this tho—there’s a higher chance of him making an exception if he likes the other enough. & they are ‘safe’ enough#//Of the other muses; Xianyun; Beidou; and Dehya DEFINITELY do this to be done with unwanted suitors; Period. Xian; mostly to test ppl#//Idarias used to as well; but that was before the karmic debt made her more inclined to just try & kill anyone she comes across#//Xian & Ei would follow Kae & Rethel; in terms of dealing with suitors/testing if worthy. In Ei’s case; she’s too focused crushing on Miko#//Sb who CAN beat her can change her mind; or at least if they put up a good enough fight; they can shift her attention onto them#//Taru; honestly the fight is a prerequisite just to get his favor/attention at ALL#//Will NOT be willing to get genuinely close with much less accepting/choosing to court ANYONE unless they can manage to hold their own#hc; cloud retainer#hc; beidou#hc; dehya#hc; indarias#hc; ei#hc; tartaglia
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For today’s video, I give you one of the longest standing Christmas Extravaganza traditions: The Virgin Mary and The Virgin Mary Dancers cheering up Santa with their burlesque rendition of “Santa Baby” feat. Sabels, Suspenders, and Stripping. The ‘Nice List’ always was overrated, anyway. Choreo by @cogrobs, Costumes by @bren_bash
#truly beloved....& sure af doth believe i've seen a video of this sequence from earlier Xmas Spectacular days pretty intact then to now#joe iconis christmas extravaganza#picking things up for that final verse lmao always love it#closing my eyes hand to heart smiling into the distance over [will roland As uncle peenie As virgin mary dancer] ;w;#whilest also now more than ever We're Making Krampusnacht Happen it's halloween 2 And it's sexy. need the variety anyways#casting about like uhh what's sexy about christmas umm....guess we're fucking santa? well we're fucking the krampus also fr!#also a great time like so the now traditional association of blue robes with the sexy virgin mary right?#let's walk through the wikipedia provided history of european Blue Pigment & other relevant pigmentation developments & trends#and of course just now looking up like ah i see regarding jesus' siblings the catholic church says Cousins the eastern orthodox church#says Stepsiblings from a mysterious former marriage of joseph's. alright lol. up next junia & whether prominent among the apostles means#you Are an apostle or your prominence is (held) among the apostles. let's just mistranslate it into a masculine form name either way
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